i like to soccer

let me just say that i'm totally making up the opposition's team.
I don't actually know the names of them.
and even if i did, i woulda forgotten them anyway.

so anyway let me just get to the painful part and tell you upfront that we lost 11-1.
see ppl, this is how we deal with issues, straight up, right to the point, confront, resolve and move on.
no sweeping under the carpet.
or blaming other ppl.
guys, take note.


ANYWAY, speaking of pain, my right foot is.
i knew as soon as i wound my foot for a HUGE kick and ended up kicking more ground and hardly any ball, that it would be bad.
so as i type i'm still sporting a big red patch on my right foot.
at work on monday, i had to take off my right shoe, cos it was too painful and constrictive.
but hey, what's new? i take my shoes off at work anyway.

i know, pretty dodge huh? In my suit and tie and...no shoes.
i bet u're all thinking "omg so asian".
well i'm NOT the asian.
trust me.
someone else is.
and i have that on reputable sources.

Anyway, speaking of pain, here's a story of guy who's pain was avoided :
the ball is slammed by the opposition.
these blokes may be old (one of the guys had 3 kids!), but they sure can beat the leather (or whatever material the ball is made of) off the ball.
it SLAMS into greg, into the area we don't want anything to slam into.
*ouch*

BUT he's still up.
he's not on the floor, rolling around, with sharp, throbbing and dull aches and pains in the stomach.
(take note : that's how it feels when you get slogged in the testicles)
why isn't he on the floor?
does he have balls of steel?
no
he just has the overhang.
the overhanging stomach flab.
the overhang saved his balls.
*angels : "HALLELUJAH!" *

peter L says "See, being fat IS good for something"
...
yes peter, just keep telling yourself that.

speaking of peter and balls, our goalie def does have some.
can you believe how many eye-watering saves he made?!?!
..
well you probably can't.
because you weren't there.
but they were seriously ear-smashing!
one of them made a full on SLAPPING sound.
like the way the ball slapped on G's overhang.

anyway this game we had a little more tactics planned out : "we need at least one person back"
..
...
ok i know it's not much.
but at least it's something.
daz continues to give it his all. he even tried to contribute some tactics : "instead of having 2 ppl offence and 1 defence, we should have 2 ppl defence and 1 person offence"
...
..
only to be shot down by everyone.
and i still, to this day, don't understand his reasoning behind it.

liang, as usual, has the fancy moves
and the shirt to match.
"morning fresh".
how weird.
cos i definitely ain't eva feeling fresh in the morning.
unless, if by fresh, you mean grumpy.
and stale, bad breath.

speaking of leaving a bad taste in the mouth, justin needs to chill.
according to sources, he got a bit PO'ed after the game.
seriously buddy, chill.
ok we might not have won, ok we lost pretty badly.
but oh well. no need to get your knickers in a twist.
just work out what you did wrong and improve.

anyway
i'm gonna end it here
i know it's an abrupt end.
but i can't be bothered atm.
and i'm feeling emo.

- out